SUMMARY
Testicle announcement at pet store
TOOLS (1)
- None
TARGET
Any store that has an intercom system. The best stores are the ones where you can get to the microphone easily. Not the stores where the microphone is behind a counter.
HOW-TO
1. Think of what you're going to say on the intercom.
2. Scope out a store that has an intercom system that's easy to get at.
3. Wait until all employees are away from the microphone.
4. Walk up to the intercom and press the speak button and go to town.